I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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