You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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