I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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