I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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