i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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