at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think I died a long time ago.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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