So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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