My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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