i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
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