last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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