I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
its liver damage thursday
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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