i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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