So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Boobs are out for the taking
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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