my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
