So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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