Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Ladies don't puke and tell
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
