i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
