something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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