i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Blow job season was short but glorious.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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