Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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