This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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