Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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