How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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