We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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