Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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