I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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