i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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