Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
