Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Randomize