I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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