So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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