Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Watching her eat just hurts me
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Randomize
