I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Randomize