its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
She told me I should be a condom model.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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