Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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