I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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