That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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