ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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