can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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