sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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