so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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