There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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