I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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