I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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