just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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