sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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