friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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