Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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