it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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