so that wasnt chicken after all
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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