it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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