Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
its not stalking. its research.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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