Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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