Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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