you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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