Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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