is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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