well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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