Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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