Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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