just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
