What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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