please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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