He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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